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Sunday, 26 June 2011

I, Me and Myself discuss on Inflation

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I, Me and Myself met up in a bar to discuss about inflation. Being in a bar, the three CONS (our conscience) were hype active and dominated this conversation more than anytime.

I started off by saying `What is the Government thinking ,they always keep increasing the prices?’

ICON `Obviously spelling of Price in their book is P-RISE and they keep increasing it’

Myself `It is becoming difficult to sustain our lifestyles, 90% of the income is lost in meeting necessities’

MYSLEFCON `No wonder Sachin sold his Ferrari’

ICON `why is everybody busy only in selling their Ferrari, first it was a monk and now the god?’

I `Patha nahin yaar, at this rate how will I pay my EMIs’

ICON `worry not buddy, you are not alone, even MSD is finding it difficult to pay his bills’

Me `Yesterday petrol, today diesel and gas, at this rate we will have to fast for one day a week to manage our budgets’

MECON` Oh! that would be music for the ears of Civil Society’

MYCON `worry not by 16th August, the whole of country will be compelled to join, only because they won’t have enough money to buy food’

Myself `Don’t know, how to feed the family if prices keep increasing at this rate, after all there is only one increment and one salary’

MYSELFCON “Take a part time job in an affluent wedding choultry, both the food and extra income part will be taken care off”

I `It is very absurd that the guy in a posh flat pays the same rate for a domestic cylinder as a guy in the slum, there should be differential pricing for gas cylinder’

ICON `This is what I call is a CIVIL argument, Completely In Vain and ILlogical Argument ‘

MYSELFCON `Given the amount of gas Civil Society is generating, Government should be giving domestic cylinders free of cost’

Myself `At this rate, very soon inflation and interest rates will touch 100%’

MYSELFCON ` Ya, seems to me that somebody in the top wants to compete with his mates in Sriram College of Commerce’

Me ` we are getting stripped of our savings yaar’

MECON `who will be the krishna in this vasthraharan?’

I `There has to be some relief for us, atleast for a few days in the month, Government should give some discount on prices’

ICON `you mean to say something like a powerplay’

Myself `Food grains are rotting across the country and yet food prices are going up. This is absurd’

MYSELFCON `how else will you understand the saying water, water everywhere not a single drop to drink?’

The three pay the bill and depart.

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