tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5285415947905834826.post5717021859171253092..comments2024-03-20T11:51:45.087+05:30Comments on Mindless Satire: Definite Don'ts for Metro Rail users in BangaloreIndian Satirehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13516931050358582219noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5285415947905834826.post-34207262364553847692011-10-13T13:00:38.662+05:302011-10-13T13:00:38.662+05:30Dos and don'ts don't work with Indians if ...Dos and don'ts don't work with Indians if you utter some donts it will become must dos for them. For instance in Delhi metro stations you are not supposed to spit, smoke pick someone's purse, shoot your girlfriend etc. Many metro station steps are tobacco stained and littered with cigatrette stubs. There have been several cases of purse lifting and at least two instances of guys shooting their girlfriends there.Indians embrace their donts with great enthusiasm and turn them into dos.Balajeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5285415947905834826.post-19872780155006169592011-10-12T21:05:43.863+05:302011-10-12T21:05:43.863+05:30Thanks KK and Aditi, any project in Bangalore is n...Thanks KK and Aditi, any project in Bangalore is not worth its salt, if it is not delayed by atleast 3 years, we know of a 2 km bridge which took 6 years to build, so Metro completion in Bangalore may take eternityIndian Satirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13516931050358582219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5285415947905834826.post-83689326275865710382011-10-12T14:08:35.571+05:302011-10-12T14:08:35.571+05:30Balu came here via Sulekha..don't be so harsh ...Balu came here via Sulekha..don't be so harsh on fellow bengaluris...hahahha.How do you see the physical progress of metro work?..It is targetted for completion in Sept 2012, so asking.:)Aditihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13693023913017962248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5285415947905834826.post-64050206106545742082011-10-12T09:40:07.718+05:302011-10-12T09:40:07.718+05:30good tips - but dont worry - once it starts runnin...good tips - but dont worry - once it starts running - people wud learn how to use it to its best advantage,KKAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5285415947905834826.post-59781469763432943062011-10-11T21:58:18.307+05:302011-10-11T21:58:18.307+05:30Thanks Raghu, next instalment is the usual I Me an...Thanks Raghu, next instalment is the usual I Me and Myself, accept your verdict but on Point 3, if you once travel by a bangalore bus you will understand the frustration beyond that particular rantIndian Satirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13516931050358582219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5285415947905834826.post-19851709651353885082011-10-11T17:35:46.197+05:302011-10-11T17:35:46.197+05:30I want to grade your "Definite Don'ts&quo...I want to grade your "Definite Don'ts", from 0 star to 5 star in steps of 1/2 star. You work out the simple arithmetic average.<br /><br />1. 5 star<br />2. 4 1/2 star<br />3. 1 1/2 star (too serious)<br />4. 5 (1/2) star!<br />5. 1/2 star (you do not know how resourceful Bengalureans are!)<br />6. 5 (1/2) star<br />7. 4 1/2 star (because it applies to road users and not the metroing public.<br /><br />I expect the next instalment to be better :)))<br /><br />Raghuram Ekambarammandakolathurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03774568024246167410noreply@blogger.com