What would have happened
if the apple that fell on Newton’s head had fallen on the following heads
Myself – I would have thanked my stars for a free
apple.
Arvind Kejriwal – he would have investigated to which
politician the orchard belonged to.
Silent Man of India – He would not open his
mouth even to eat the apple leave alone comment or think on it or even if he
opens his mouth he would say he never noticed it falling on his head.
Anti Left Lady from the East of India –
She will say the apple is a leftist which wanted to hurt her intellect.
Chetan Bhagath – He will write a book `a day in the
apple orchard’.
Ravi Shastri – it came like a tracer bullet.
Khap Panchayat Leader – they should not allow
the apples to ripen.
Apple –
That apple may fall but not this APPLE unless the mango people don’t become
jackfruits
Confused Accounting Gentelman of India –
This has caused 196 followed by as many no of zeros you want loss to the
exchequer
India TV reporter – this is the handiwork
of a creature from Mars whom we just saw
Vijay Mallya – this will be the dress code for the models in my
next calendar
Arnab Goswami – The nation demands an answer how the
apple could fall exactly on my head when I was sitting under it. Don’t go away we
will back in a couple of minutes on Newshour.
MS Dhoni – well, you know, the apple, you know, did
not know that we carry the weight of a billion people on our shoulders and we
cannot carry a bulb on our head
George Bush – This Apple is a part of Saddam’s
WMD and we should bomb Iraq once again, somewhere he is hiding
Sreedevi – Apple Gipple falling gilling on gone my
hi head shed
IIPM Scholar – think beyond gravity.
Tamil Nadu leader – The water used for
growing this apple could have been given to us.
…………. I have run out of
imagination and hence the end.
