Why Home Made Food Is So Good?

Is your nose delicious?

Won't eat what you preach is good

Will eat what displeases your mood

If you want, eat shoots and roots

My taste buds want flesh and bones

What you eat doesn't make you any good

Demonising food isn't how you please any god.

Don't poke your nose into my food

If I find it delicious, it may end up as my food.

Home Made Food

For valid reasons, Home made food is healthy

For obvious reasons, it is stomach friendly

For unnamed reasons, it does not make you bulky

All three reasons are one and the same, I know it silly

They say child is god and never says a lie

At the sight of home-made food, he or she does always cry

Contential, Punjabi or Chinese, a new recipe every time

Hazarding a guess what it is, is my predicament every time

Get critical and you will find rice become paste

Spice in sambar will make your rectum precipitate

A married man learns it the hard way

To say, honey, have to go to office early today

When he sees, Kesari Bath coming his way

Home Made Mysore Paks are the hardest known substances

Needless to say, Gulab Jamoons are their nearest cousins.

Stand up in respect for

Milkmaid which has saved many a homemade khers

Chilly sauces which have helped upma disappear from plates

Food ordering apps which prevent cooking disasters on special days

Sigh in disgust at

The individual who said `the way to a man's heart is his stomach'

He sure left a bad taste in every man's mouth and a weak stomach.

Sigh in disgust

At the countless cookery programs and their recipes

Which has converted kitchens into laboratories

That sarcastic man when he says his wife's cooking is inspiring

Actually meant it keeps his sarcasm going.