Ecstasy and Gravity, The Two Sides Of Life

Ecstasy v Gravity

Life is all about ecstasy and gravity

Ecstasy is getting your salary

Gravity is EMI taking your last penny

No one feels ecstatic, paying service tax for dinning

Everyone will feel gravity more, when it’s for valet parking

Ecstasy is making fun about religion, society and yourself

Gravity is realizing you can joke only about yourself

Ecstasy is about a dream of having good days in every aspect

Gravity is about realizing good day is a brand of biscuit

Settling down in life after all the struggle in life is ecstasy.

Marrying to make it better, is the conspiracy of gravity.

Ecstasy is marriage doubling your relations

Gravity is relations troubling your marriage.

Ecstasy is always reaching office on time

Gravity is boss never being on time

Ecstasy is boy proposing to the girl he desires

Gravity is the girl saying `wait till he abdicates’

Ecstasy is a crying kid going to play home

Gravity is a weeping parent going to old age home.

Ecstasy is when weekend arrives

Gravity is when Monday strikes

Ecstasy is buying an imported luxury car

Graving is driving it on a road without Tar

To get drenched in Bengaluru rain is ecstasy

To not notice an open drain is enticing gravity.

A Mistaken Collection Of Funny Poems

What Was A Mistake?

It was a mistake to assume

At 15, grades meant knowledge.

At 20, a good job meant life.

At 25, marriage meant bliss.

At 30, a pledged home meant asset.

At 35, driving a car meant pride

At 40 plus, my poetries amuse people

What is a Mistake?

Be bothered about the glass than quench your thirst.

To say err is human and worry about six sigma

To assume grass is greener on the other side, standing in a desert.

Get married and accept that it takes two for an argument

Queue up for a free offer and say there are no free lunches in the world

Reluctantly leave office in the wee hours and claim there is no place like home.

Wax about the early bird that catches the prey and claim better late than never

 Entrust your future to an orator and understand that empty vessels make more sound

To say democracy is by the people and quell & sedate dissent.

Was it a Mistake?

My Friends said propose to your girl on the banks of a body of water

With a card, words of love and a bunch of flower.

God only knows, when I did, why she reacted like an angry clover

I gave her my ration card, a cauliflower and in front of a gutter

With romantic words, if not interested, give it to your sister.

It Was A Mistake

Instead of the brake, to press the accelerator

To believe, right turn becomes left, in reverse gear.

Insist on checking air pressure, in the steering wheel.

To confess to my wife, that she is the better driver.