21 reasons why life is beautiful for a bachelor
1. You
can eat food of your choice not what is dished out
2. Throwing
wet towel on the bed is not considered insanity.
3. Length
of your hair and shaving schedule are entirely decided by you.
4. No
need to attain mastery in the `Art of waiting endlessly and patiently while
your wife shops ’
5. It
is perfectly legal to forget anybody’s birthday including yours.
6. Even
if you fail to recognize a random relative nobody will make you feel miserable
like a murderer.
7. Knowing
only six colors red, green, yellow, blue, black and white does not indicate the
limitation of your IQ.
8. You
can negative feedback to the chef and he won’t yell back at you `I am going to
my mother’s place’
9. Watching
football/cricket match on TV for the whole day does not destroy peace at home.
10. Your
refrigerator shall be free of lipstick; nail polish; two month old ice cream;
three year old jasmine flowers and uneaten for ages food.
11. You
don’t have to listen how your mother has pampered you in childhood and spoilt
you.
12. It
would never come to your notice even if your neighbour purchased a private jet.
13. Parents
can stay with you and not in old age homes.
14. You
can fight with your siblings and get back on friendly terms the next day
itself.
15. Female
contacts in your phone are a threat to nobody.
16. No
need to understand unspoken words
17. A
family size suitcase will be sufficient to accommodate all your clothes, no
need to invest in multiple wardrobes.
18. Going
for a weekend trip means a sling bag of clothes and not a family size suitcase
19. You
can get out of either side of the bed.
20. Chances
of developing `Stockholm syndrome’ for television soaps does not exist.
21. Last
but not the least, no need to spend weekends compiling such experiences.
I can't figure out why you stopped at 20 (the non-item 21 does not count). Great!
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Now are you telling me this? :) Btw, someone said it all more pithily "Married men live longer than bachelors but married men are a lot more willing to die" :)
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