Sunday, 17 June 2018

Bet You Cannot Miss This If You Are A Budding Writer Of Romance.

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1.            Your looks poked my heart and blocked my senses.
2.            And They Liked Happily Ever After.
3.            Love at First Meme
4.            The Instagrammed Beauty.
5.            You Had Me At Your Linkedin Profile.
6.            A Tweet Love Story.
7.            Free Wifi and You Always Make Me Happy.
8.            You Are The USB To My Happiness.
9.            Let’s Spool Our Differences And Troll Our Miseries.
10.          You Are The Soft Copy of My Emotions.
11.          Your Smile Trends My Happiness.
12.          Your Love is My DP
13.          The Miss Who Sold Her Kiss For A iPhone.
14.          Your absence hurts me more than a bad wifi.
15.          The Valentine Day Virus
16.          When Jealousy Hacked My Love Story.
17           Your Smile Hacked My Bank Account.
18.          When You Spammed Me With Your Kisses.
19.          Your Happy Moments Are My System Files.
20.          The Charged Love
21.          I Sent You A Friend Request Not A Love Letter.
22.          Beauty in A Broken Mobile Screen.
23.          No RAM Is Enough For Your Love.
24.          He Loved Her Like A Fire Wall.
25.          My Internal Memory Is Full Of Your Thoughts.
26.          You Are The Instagram Filter For Love.
27.          Your Selfie Makes My Face A Smiley.

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Saturday, 16 June 2018

The Philosophy of Mutton Biryani

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Mutton Biryani is more than a dish it is a way of life. Here are a few satire thoughts on Mutton Biryani.

God created Man? Man Created God!!!... then for ages nothing happened, till one genius came up with the recipe for mutton biryani.

You can consider yourself a true lover of Mutton Biryani, if you choose Hell over Heaven just because the devil offered you a plate of Mutton Biryani.

God and Devil can be friends, West can meet the East but Vegetable and Biryani should never be mentioned together.

Brutus would have been loyal to Caesar if only he had offered him Mutton Biryani regularly.

I don’t mind taking the road less travelled but Mutton Biryani is the only Biryani I will ever have.

When the first mutton biryani was served, the first man who ate it remarked `A small bite for man but a giant leap for mankind in cuisines”

Biryani is a dish for mutton, by mutton and off Mutton.

If Marie Antonette had remarked `If they don’t have food, Get them Mutton Biryani to eat” French Revolution would have never taken place.

The man who sold his Ferrari for a plate of mutton biryani is the next bestseller book.

Mona Lisa was looking at a plate of Mutton Biryani when Leonardo da Vinci was painting

You can make everyday a Sunday if you have a plate of Mutton Biryani

If you want to live and not just exist, have a plate of Mutton Biryani regularly.

Counting calories when having a plate of Mutton Biryani and considering water as Non Vegetarian because fishes swim in it are one and the same 

 It is not years in your life, It is the smiles in the life which count. Similarly, it is not the amount of food we consume in our life time, it is what percentage of it has been mutton biryani that counts

A man is known by the shoes he wears, and the honesty of a man is known by the way he eats a well prepared Mutton Biryani.

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