Thursday, 10 December 2015
Monday, 2 November 2015
The below attached photographs are from 314 series (KA01FA1583) on 01/11/2015 at 7:30 a.m. Half the bus was occupied with the goods. There was no place to move around. This is a common situation in BMTC buses. No wonder people refrain using BMTC especially if they can afford private transport. What's the use of 1000s of Bus days?
Saturday, 10 October 2015
What would happen if people of different religions practiced their religions arduously in their homes and when they step out not hurt others belief? Religion is the mockery of civilisation I feel, when I see instances of places of worship being attacked or one religion imposing itself on another. It seems people who believe in God cause more damage to God only because of his name". I'm happy to have given up on religion because for sake of one religion, I don't have lynch, kill, burn or break anyone or anything.
Friday, 2 October 2015
A monument of potholes
Neither gold bar
Nor in them you can find tar
To lay them, they say we spend crores
But they crumble due to droppings of a few crows
Rain, Rain come any day
But don't wash our roads away
We don't want roads of Beverly hill
At least, not ones, which resemble a landfill.
Every kid needs education
Else how will schools charge donation
Schools charge high fees parents say
Along with Munni, parents get educated in doing projects, schools replay.
To teach sonny all the alphabet
Parents become school's puppet
Sometimes founders day, many a times this or that day
Through their noses, parents have to pay
Fees which put to shame sleaze
Kids who say Amma instead of Mummy, pay fine, please
Schools call themselves international
Just because their website is operational
Parents made it despite studying in normal schools.
What makes them sleep outside convent schools?
Is it an inferiority complex?
Or has education become complex.
He screams on behalf of the nation
I wonder who gave him the sanction
Is it news or noise hour
Nobody gets to speak during his yappy hour
As unbiased as the slope uphill
Logic matched only by a cycle downhill
Top of the TRP they show
Only because I don't switch off such bow, bow
I HAD A SNEEZE
I had a sneeze
Lasted long enough to scare my missez
Ordered me to go to a GP
Who first checked my BP
Neither, high nor low
At 40 plus, he wondered how
Due to the AC, I did shiver
He decided to check my liver
Said the report `Cactus Chutney' he can devour
The Doc was not yet done with my money
I laughed though it was not funny
Thus, started a cough
He said, after a laugh, it means your lungs are not good enough
Report came for the x-ray
His lungs are happy and gay
Next, he wanted to do a biopsy
And find why my skin is dark
I told my dog can bite off your chopsy
With and without a bark
I went to find reason for a virulent sneeze
The doctor with his bills was planning to take one of my kidneys
Amma said it's time you got married
Enough for you have I curried
I replied if cooking is the bother
Let me learn to handle the cooker
Fed up of you late night weekend
Only a shrewd girl can bring this to an end
If opening the door is the reason for this karaoke
50 Rupees, 50 Rupees, I reasoned, costs a duplicate key
There should be somebody to take care of you when old
Before that, she will demand from me a lot of gold
Mom used her trump card
Before I close my eyes, want to see your wedding card
For 15 years, I have been married.
Not hen-pecked but hen kicked.
Wednesday, 23 September 2015
Thursday, 17 September 2015
(a+b)2 has made lives difficult
To find (300+222)2 is not making stones melt
In life, we want everything as per the equation
But the result is always in transition
Wives want their husbands to be sages while they shop
Husbands want their wives to fit in their pre-marriage top
In-laws want their daughter/son-in-law to be without a flaw
While suspecting them as an outlaw.
Parents want their children to succeed
More than their relative or neighbour’s breed.
(a+b)2 is not as difficult as it is made by some
If we realize, both a and b are never same in every sum
N20 is the formula for laughing gas
H2O fills the drinking glass
If chemistry could be to life’s problem, the solution
Satire is not required to soothe the human emotion
Every house would have a lab, instead of a tap
Politicians would have one issue less to yap
Every action, has an equal and opposite reaction said son of a Brit
Which I understood only in spirit
Everytime my boss temper snaps
I tell him don’t behave like one of those satraps
Pink Slip he starts whispering
I end my uprising
My wife is obsessed with Mr Newton’s second law of motion.
It’s a well aimed rolling pin, when I talk ill of my in-laws
That’s replaced by a flying frying pan, when I talk well of her in-laws.
The Apple Head’s second law of motion always keeps me in attention.
A Bengaluru motorist swears by the first law of motion
He says it’s by shrillness of his horn, the vehicle ahead of him stays
An apple on his head, lead to laws of gravity
On my head, it may lead to injury
I end with apologies to the devil of poetry.