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Horror-scope for News reporter and Journalists

Ever since I wrote this horrorscope, news reporters and journalists have been hounding me to write one for them. So here it goes Aries(March 21 − April 19) – You will find that your newspaper had become the No.1 because of its utility on window panes. Taurus(April 20 − May 20) – You will finish a heated TV debate, go to the wash room and suddenly say this to yourself. Gemini(May 21 − June 20) – Your seedy conversations will become the breaking news of the month Cancer(June 21 − July 22) – Your government sources will get revealed and it is this Leo(July 23 − August 22) – Your hunt for the next TRP generating middle class Icon will end up with this fake. Virgo(August 23 − September 22) –. You will get a birthday gift of this from God. Libra(September 23 − October 22) – Your worse fears will be confirmed; your citizen journalists are starting a channel on their own. Scorpio(October 23 − November 21) – Movie producers will bribe you to give bad reviews, because audience throng to see such movie…

Horror-scope for Bangaloreans

I tried blogging to supplement my income but is not working. My Google Adsense account has been banned thanks to an overzealous friend. To ensure earnings from blogs, I have decided to write horror-scopes for various categories of people. Charity begins at home, so does experiment and keeping in tune with this sentiment, I am starting out with writing horror-scope for Bangalore citizens. Aries(March 21 − April 19) – You will find your parking space occupied by garbage because garabage generated by you does not have a parking space. Taurus(April 20 − May 20) – Today if it rains heavily you will find that Bangalore has replaced Udaipur as city of lakes because you will find a lake in every road of Bangalore on your drive back home. Gemini(May 21 − June 20) – Today you will start believing that Bangalore roads are the arena for xtreme sports. Cancer(June 21 − July 22) – Your harassed psyche   will start suspecting that Curosity pictures are from some landfill for Bangalore garbage. Leo(July …