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Global Warming and Traffic Sense

 I’m Hot I’m hot said the sun I replied, a cheeky pun It sighed and said `you skewed nature’ I’ll make you feel a barbecued creature I reasoned `I can’t eat or have fun’ Soon, like Christ, I’ll have to bear a fan. It thundered, you cut the trees, occupied the lakes and chased the birds I’ll make your skin dark, throats quack and bowels crack. I pleaded it was my forefathers It said, natures graves are your homes. When you can inherit their properties Pay for their follies It’s my power play Lets play, I’m hot and you’re my prey
Traffic Sense Traffic Sense What nonsense? They make their road Save thy throat respecting signals is insulting  to their buffalo skin coating Quick passage is their birth right Giving way is your birth right. Making way for ambulance is prude Zigzag driving makes them dude One day with broken bones A miserable few realize traffic rules Are not made for fools Blessed few, being human, powerful After mowing, human handful Get sympathy, bail and not guilty paper