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Horrorscope for Shoppers

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This is the horror-scope for shoppers this week
Aries (March 21 − April 19) – Waiting for your wife to finish shopping, you find that plants have become trees.
Taurus (April 20 − May 20) – You will get an irresistible offer on a purchase of washing powder, a meal coupon for your entire family on a budget airline.
Gemini (May 21 − June 20) – Your luck runs out, colleagues and friends discover that premium brands you wear are two seasons old designs, picked up at discount sales.
Cancer (June 21 − July 22) – You will be made the brand ambassador for window shopping.
Leo (July 23 − August 22) – You try to run up an escalator and it starts moving at 60 kmph.
Virgo (August 23 − September 22) – IT sleuths will come behind you for buying monthly provisions at one go.
Libra (September 23 − October 22) – You will be approached by the city’s leading newspaper to write a weekly column on freebies distributed in product launches at various malls.