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Horrorscope for fashionists

This is the horror-scope for fashionists this week
Aries (March 21 − April 19) – Due to the entry of Saturn into Venus, your attempts at wardrobe malfunction will flop very badly.
Taurus (April 20 − May 20) – The struggle between Saturn and Pluto over entry into Venus will ensure that your ramp shoes turn into skates.
Gemini (May 21 − June 20) – Due to Jupiter’s attraction to Moon, you will find that your body odor sinks your deodrant but you say to the world it is the latest biogas variant from France.
Cancer (June 21 − July 22) – Due to water dispute between Moon and Mars, you wearing soiled clothes to parties will become the environment friendly trend of the fortnight.
Leo (July 23 − August 22) – Due to bandh in Mercury, you will be unable to upload on FB the latest leather accessories you have brought.

Virgo (August 23 − September 22) – Due to Uranus ire about diesel price rise, your waist belt will crack on the ramp and vastness of size zero waist will get revealed.

Libra (September 23 …