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The Philosophy of Mutton Biryani

Mutton Biryani is more than a dish it is a way of life. Here are a few satire thoughts on Mutton Biryani.

God created Man? Man Created God!!!... then for ages nothing happened, till one genius came up with the recipe for mutton biryani.
You can consider yourself a true lover of Mutton Biryani, if you choose Hell over Heaven just because the devil offered you a plate of Mutton Biryani.
God and Devil can be friends, West can meet the East but Vegetable and Biryani should never be mentioned together.
Brutus would have been loyal to Caesar if only he had offered him Mutton Biryani regularly.
I don’t mind taking the road less travelled but Mutton Biryani is the only Biryani I will ever have.
When the first mutton biryani was served, the first man who ate it remarked `A small bite for man but a giant leap for mankind in cuisines”
Biryani is a dish for mutton, by mutton and off Mutton.
If Marie Antonette had remarked `If they don’t have food, Get them Mutton Biryani to eat” French Revolution would …