All those who post selfies frequently have a psychological
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Atleast they reveal it
They ask you to be the early bird and scorn when you are the
first at office canteen or to leave office
Chetan Bhagat
5 point someone
3 mistakes of my life
Two States
One night at call centre
Releasing next Half Girlfriend
What next... Zero Author?
5 point someone
3 mistakes of my life
Two States
One night at call centre
Releasing next Half Girlfriend
What next... Zero Author?
Some actors are so short of expression that in a motion picture
they look like still photographs.
It is time Indians understood that an ICU ward is not a wedding
podium to crowd it.
Bangalore has no place to dump its garbage and Bangaloreans have
no place to park their cars
If silence is golden, I have a golden voice while singing
because I go silent when asked to sing.
We are a nation who cannot stand in a queue even for buying
masala puri.#indianness
You should see
the Tele Shopping Network ads, the interviewers don't even think of being
unbiased
There are no permanent friends or enemies in politics as is the
case with spots in an office parking lot or urinals.
Journalists are committed to telling truth.... their version of
truth.
All those couples who got married or will get married on April 1
have a great sense of humour #Aprilfool
Just like Friday is treated as Weekend, Monday should be treated
as warmup day #mondayblues
YOU
Simple living, high thinking
Me
No thinking, only swiping
Simple living, high thinking
Me
No thinking, only swiping
Females driving a vehicle treat accelerator as their
husband/boyfriend, always have the foot on it.
The Govt. Of India announced cancellation of all bank notes
prior to 2005...
Now some people are eyeing a similar announcement for weddings ....
Now some people are eyeing a similar announcement for weddings ....
If you want to commit a scam, commit one which will compel Arnab
Goswami to question you on behalf of the nation #nationwantstoknow
To err is human, to be perfect is plastic
Running away
does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
For every male action, there is a female
overreaction.
overreaction.
Given the state of roads and heavy rains, Bangaloreans have no
shortage of ponds to immerse Ganesha idols
Married life
begins after you settle the honeymoon bills not on the date of marriage #marriedlife #honeymoonbills
A colleague at end of the day, "How was the day?"
Me "Better, unlike yesterday , today there was a wooden plank to sit on the stove "
Me "Better, unlike yesterday , today there was a wooden plank to sit on the stove "
The British practiced divide and rule, now the traffic police is
doing the same thing with dividers and lane discipline. That is why we Indians
break them religously #India #Indiantraffic #bangaloretraffic
