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If the apple that fell on Newton's head...........

What would have happened if the apple that fell on Newton’s head had fallen on the following  heads
Myself – I would have thanked my stars for a free apple.
Arvind Kejriwal – he would have investigated to which politician the orchard belonged to.
Silent Man of India – He would not open his mouth even to eat the apple leave alone comment or think on it or even if he opens his mouth he would say he never noticed it falling on his head.
Anti Left Lady from the East of India – She will say the apple is a leftist which wanted to hurt her intellect.
Chetan Bhagath – He will write a book `a day in the apple orchard’.
Ravi Shastri – it came like a tracer bullet.
Khap Panchayat Leader – they should not allow the apples to ripen.
Apple  – That apple may fall but not this APPLE unless the mango people don’t become jackfruits
Confused Accounting Gentelman of India – This has caused 196 followed by as many no of zeros you want loss to the exchequer
India TV reporter – this is the handiwork of a creature fr…