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A Compilation of Jokes on Marriage and Wives That Nobody Will Laugh (Part I)

All these Jokes are mine. The very fact that you will laugh at none of them proves it.

Male Spouse is the Mouse.
It's time someone put in their wedding card, all kinds of Dal in quantities of 5 kg or more welcome as a gift Top of Form
Study revealed,that if women keep Maun varat instead of Karva Chauth varat,men surely will have long life.
Top of Form
Home made food is healthy because you can never have too much of it.
A married man should learn to agree, or over his injuries will he have to grieve.
My advice to bachelors
Marriage is not to be feared. Nothing like that, get married only then you will appreciate your parents, teachers, boss, government and even Aliens
Marriages are made in heaven Thanks! for the warning, next time I'll depart from hell Top of Form
Married men fear two things, one their mother in law coming in for a long stay and two, the lady of the house asking for their credit card Top of Form
Married & lived happily forever-hahahaha,that's definitely an oxymoron.