N+ 1 important reasons with which parents compel their daughters to get married

Important reasons used by parents to coerce their daughters to get married:-

1.       The boy holds a US green card.

2.       This boy’s house is demanding ½ the dowry which the previous one asked for.

3.       The boy’s mother is dead and he has no sisters, things cannot get better for you.

4.       The boy’s father has a lot of property and he is the only son.

5.       I want to marry off, both you and your younger sister before I retire.

6.       If you wait any further, it will be difficult to find a groom.

7.       This is the right age for girls to get married.

8.       He is your uncle’s son; you are bound to marry him.

Reason 9 to N+1,  We can no longer put up with your tantrums and shopping bills, it is time somebody else took on your responsibility :P :D

Dummy's guide to staying single (Part II)

Here are the 13 myths you should overcome, if you want to remain single and happy:

1. Behind every successful man there is a woman
2. Face is the index of mind.
3. Marriage shall double my happiness.
4. She comes from a joint family so she will adjust with my parents and siblings.
5. The girl will come as beautifully dressed, be mild mannered and obedient as she appeared on the first day I saw her.
6. My mother likes her
7. The snacks served to me at her home were all made by her.
8. As a colleague, she always helped me in finishing my presentations.
9. The one day she came to my bachelor’s accommodation, she arranged all the mess.
10. As a girl friend, she laughs and smiles even at my failings.
11. My day turns out to be fabulous every time I see her in the morning.
12. With my positive attitude I will prove that the jokes on marriage are just that.
13. She is employed so she will be realistic in her expectations about her husband.

Dummy's guide to staying single (Part I)

Indian Bachelor's who want to stay happy can follow these to stay happy & be. These are 21 important reasons parents give their son's to get them married. If you can master responses to these you can stay single :-

1.       You are getting old, look at your friends they have school going children.

2.       Get married now, only than your children will be well settled by the time you retire.

3.       Get married so that there is somebody to cook for you when you become old.

4.       I am scared of the girls who are your friends on Facebook.

5.       Grandmother or grandfather is serious and would like to see you married before they die.

6.       I have promised your uncle to bring his daughter to this home as daughter in law.

7.       Your uncle has lot of property, all will be lost if somebody else marries his daughter.

8.       Everybody is asking me why your son is not interested in marriage, is he gay?

9.       I want to see my grandchildren before I die.

10.   That month is the best muhurtam you will get in 20 years.

11.   As per your horoscope, if you don’t get married this year, you can’t get married for the next 10 years.

12.   You require a wife to control your erratic behaviour.

13.   They have agreed to make your sister as their daughter in law if you marry their daughter.

14.   Getting married is the law of nature.

15.   Before you go abroad get married, I want a daughter in law only from our caste.

16.   Hotel food is not good for health.

17.   You are a doctor, she is also a doctor, and you both can start a clinic of your own.

18.   Your great grand uncle went bankrupt because he was unmarried.

19.   I have seen this girl, she suits for our family.

20.   You have a good salary, get married.

21.   I am fed up of taking care of the family, kitchen, etc., I want rest.