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Funny Unique Indian Personality types

Here is a list of individuals who make life so interesting in this country. 

OYC Female :- Outgoing Yet Conventional female. The same one who wears a plunging neckline and tries to clasp the non existent collar while praying in a temple. The same one who wears a sleeveless chudidhar and tries to cover her shoulders with the dupata. The same one who wears a tight jean and tries to hide her butt with her  short kurta/shopping bag, etc.

The UTH guy:-    The Under-repair Toothless Hairless guy.  He cannot look beyond his tummy and most of his joints crackle when moved at moderate speeds but still oggles  at every shapely B&B. Ratio of hair dyeing and teeth brushing is the same.  

The SoB:- The SpOrts federation Boss. He knows nothing about the task he is handling or has no achievement in the sport but firmly controls the administration. He often ridicules those who question his handling of the sport or his failing health. He screws up matters beyond redemption.

ICC : I  Carry Corruption. …