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Saturday, 22 December 2012

A compliation of crass and pathetic 21/12/2012 jokes posted by me


Mayans had predicted end of the world on 21/12/2012. Obviously, it was a prank played by some cave guys on our generation. The amount of jokes it generated should make Mayans proud of their innocent prank. Well, there were a lot of good jokes on the apocalypse theory. Then there were my jokes, absolutely crass and pathetic posted on my Facebook Page Satire Sense . I have compiled them, but I am quite confident that at the end of reading this, you would feel that it would have been better if ,the world had come to  an end.

Will Apple maps work correctly atleast if Mayan Calendar comes true :-P
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Technical clarification from Mayans


Our calendar ends today destruction begins tommorow, TC :-P :-P
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A 21 gun salute to the Mayans who sold us the 21st December doomsday theoroy :-P :-P
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It will end... the rationalists can do nothing about it.
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I meant 2012 :-P
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Mayan's lacked finnese, otherwise their calendar would have ended on 20/12/2012 :-P
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Mayans must have been stody bosses, otherwise why would they end the world on a weekend :-P:-P
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Mayan's were the first fans of reality shows, otherwise they would never believed in this grand finale end :-P:-P:-P
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Those who have lots of money have to worry about the world ending, I have a lots of loans, so it might well end :p
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An optimistic superstitionist,is one who will search for one more calendar, post 21/12/2012, which predicts end of Earth:-P:-P:-P
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Weekend end

next weekend world end :-P:-P:-P
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Most likely status update by me on 21/12/2012 at 21:12:12 "Damn, it is better that world ends than driving on moon crater like Bangalore roads" :-P
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Most unlikely status update by me on 21/12/2012 "caught in a huge wave, it is about to splash me away" :p
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Guys and Gals, this is the last weekend you will be spending in prosperity, next weekend it is going to be 21/12/2012 :P
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All those who believe in the Mayan Calendar, please transfer the credit balance in your bank a/c to me on or before 20/12/2012. :-P:-P:-P
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21st December 2012 is a Friday, so the beginning of the end is going to begin on a weekend :P

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A dirty reminder 21/12/2012 is less than a month away :P
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