Mayans
had predicted end of the world on 21/12/2012. Obviously, it was a prank played
by some cave guys on our generation. The amount of jokes it generated should
make Mayans proud of their innocent prank. Well, there were a lot of good jokes
on the apocalypse theory. Then there were my jokes, absolutely crass and pathetic
posted on my Facebook Page Satire
Sense . I have compiled them, but I am quite confident that at the end of
reading this, you would feel that it would have been better if ,the world had
come to an end.
Will Apple maps work correctly atleast if Mayan
Calendar comes true :-P
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Technical clarification from Mayans
Our calendar ends today destruction begins tommorow, TC :-P :-P
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A 21 gun salute to the Mayans who
sold us the 21st December doomsday theoroy :-P :-P
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It will end... the rationalists can
do nothing about it.
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I meant 2012 :-P
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I meant 2012 :-P
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Mayan's lacked finnese, otherwise their calendar would have
ended on 20/12/2012 :-P
Mayans must have been stody bosses, otherwise
why would they end the world on a weekend :-P:-P
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Mayan's were the first fans of
reality shows, otherwise they would
never believed in this grand finale end :-P:-P:-P
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Those who have lots of money have to
worry about the world ending, I have a lots of loans, so it might well end :p
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An optimistic superstitionist,is one who will search for one
more calendar, post 21/12/2012, which predicts end of Earth:-P:-P:-P
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Weekend end
next weekend world end :-P:-P:-P
next weekend world end :-P:-P:-P
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Most likely status update by me on 21/12/2012
at 21:12:12 "Damn, it is better that world ends than driving on moon
crater like Bangalore roads" :-P
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Most unlikely status update by me on
21/12/2012 "caught in a huge wave, it is about to splash me away" :p
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Guys and Gals, this is the last weekend you will be spending in
prosperity, next weekend it is going to be 21/12/2012 :P
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All those who believe in the Mayan
Calendar, please transfer the credit balance in your bank a/c to me on or
before 20/12/2012. :-P:-P:-P
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21st December 2012
is a Friday, so the beginning of the end is going to begin on a weekend :P
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A dirty reminder 21/12/2012 is less than a month away :P
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