A compilation of status updates on Facebook posted by me
about marriage and love. This is what you do when you run out blog ideas.
Anyhow enjoy it if you have taken the trouble to read this blog.
Friend 1 : There is total consensus in every decision made
at my home.
Friend 2: Great, your wife is such a nice lady
Friend1: No, she always makes the decision and I have to always give the
consent :p :p :p"
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If there were no memories, there would be no poems, novels,
pshycatrists and
most importantly Mr. Mallya will be in serious financial trouble
:p"
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"Everytime I see a guy getting married, I am happy that
there will be one more pleasantly tortured guy on the streets :p"
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"How to understand a woman?
That book is written in 800 words
The book first asks you what language you know and becomes legible in the
language you have no idea about
Eg for a chinese in telugu :-P"
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"If in a jewellery/garment shop, you find a guy in
casuals, staring at nothing,
you can take it for granted that he is married and patiently
waiting for his wife
to make her choice
:-P:-P:-P"
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"What sort of husband a girl hopes for?
An Idol like behaved guy but who is not Idle and earns more than an Ideal
income has lot of idle time to
idolise her
attitudes. now tommorrow no Idlis for me If my wife sees this :p"
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Guys, your wife may not know
Karate or Judo but sure she knows how to aim the rolling pin at you
:-P:-P:-P"
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"If your dreams dont
motivate you, let your nightmare do that and if both dont, get
married.:-P:-P"
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The guy who said "All
good things have to come to an end " obviously had his
bachelorhood in mind :-P:-P:-P"
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"Dont laugh at your
wife's choice because one of them is you,
ofcourse you can get angry at
her :p"
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"Home made food is
healthy because you can’t have too much of it:-P:-P:-P:-P"
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"An intelligent husband is
one who knows to say "No"
when his wife says "you like
it". : :p
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"I don't know how men
forget their anniversaries, how can you forget the day when you became
a willing victim :p :p :p :p"
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Every man should get married,
only marriage can get the philosopher or humourist
out of you :-P:-P:-P"
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"Marriage is the perfect
example for how Pavlov's effect works :P"
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"Boy "I love you
more than my life"
Girl "Ok, how much are you insured for?""
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"love is the biggest
blunder one can commit."
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All woman hate make up,
dieting, so how come cosmetic companies, dieticians are growing ?
:-P"
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