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One of these days I've to ask my mother

My mother wanted me to know the world, she taught me to walk.She wanted me to understand the world, she put me in a schoolShe wanted me to be strong, she made me exercise.She wanted me to be a better human being, she told me bedtime stories.She wanted me to be happy, she cooked for my friends too.She wanted me to get a good job, she prayed for meOne of these days, I've to ask her
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Why she got me married? :D ;P

Why the dentist laughed?

Today I had been to the dentist for a checkup and she told I'm doing fine. However, she suggested a dental cleaning which I agreed. Having three objects in your mouth does make one a bit tensed but the dentist kept on telling me " why are you so tensed, it's nothing" . The third time she said it, I gestured for a time out, gargled and said "I've never had so many things moving in my mouth before " . The lady what she understood I don't know, burst out laughing.I did sympathise with Sunny Leone after the ordeal.

When you should get married?

Don't get married because friends of your age are marriedDon't get married because your families want you toDon't get married because you want companyDon't get married because you want to take care of your biological needsSo why should you get married?
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Get married only because you're feeling jealous at your own happiness :D :P