A Compliation of Jokes on Marriage and Wives Nobody Will Laugh At (Part II)

If my love is a lemon, you're the greased dish

Nothing can make a husband sleep immediately

than the words "i want to talk to you"

Husbands are not disappointed with flipkart sale, they are used to it.

A husband trying to make his wife see reason is as impossible as trying to throw a stone into the sky, if anything it comes back, it’s to hit him hard.

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Married men are not cartoons, they are puppets.

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Bachelors have break-ups once a while
Married men don't have broken bones once a while.

The flip side of being a humorist is after a length of time even your typos seem to people as a joke. Guess same thing happens in marriages too, after a few years even a romantic look seems to be an angry stare

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It’s easy to spot a married man at the store alone. He’s the one with a look of terror in his eyes that he’ll pick the glue stick instead of yoghurt.

A real man is one who has complete freedom in his home
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to hide anywhere when his wife is looking for him..

Husbands are much like Wallmart customers, they accept what is dished out to them.

The guy who coined the phrase "and they lived happily thereafter" was never married. .

SMILE after marriage means Simply Making It Look Exciting..

Drone technology should be used very carefully, least some wife uses it to punch her husband having a drink with his friends..

Food in a flight is like sex in marriage, never enough but no other option‪..

Every couple should grandly celebrate their wedding anniversaries, otherwise you know what we do the remaining 364 days..

Practice makes a man perfect

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The guy who said this was a married guy who once asked his wife to improve her cooking and realised the consequences. .

South Indian marriages are as exciting as a slow motion scene which lasts for 2 hours…

All those couples who got married or will get married on April 1 have a great sense of humour.

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A woman on a shopping spree is the biggest oxymoron, it should be shopping evolution.

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