Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Implants are the in-thing


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The mention of the word implants no longer rings the moral bell in anybody’s ears, that situation was years ago. Implants are the in-thing. If you see at the end of the day, there is nobody free from the need for an implant.



It is a known secret that every female celebrity who want increased ba… err eyeballs has to go in for an implant .


Given the number of heroes who take off their shirt and what not, there is a distinct possibility that some of them may have had implants.


Recently global economies had an implant in the form of a bailout package.


Indian cricket team for the past decade or so has been having an implant of foreign coaches.


Lyrics writers devoid of ideas have an implant of remixes.


Politicians devoid of issues have an implant of regional/religious passions. They further require an implant of bogus votes to win elections.


Broadcasters devoid of programmes have an implant of reality shows.


Reality shows require implant of controversies to sustain TRPs


Reality show contestants in turn require implant of viewer votes to win.


Laziness within an organisation/country leads to the implant of outsourcing.


News channels have regular implants of breaking news.


Movies devoid of content have an implant of censor cuts, protests, etc.


We have a protruding implant of a hands-free to answer calls.


People with weak hearts have an implant of pacemakers sadly there is nothing for the brains


Our roads have had an implant of plastic waste but sadly there has been no improvement.


Last but not the least, Earth requires an implant of greenery to save it from global warming.


This thread of implant does not end here and will be updated as and when I have an implant of haywire brainwaves.



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